Sliced it

Something flew through my roommate's window while she was apparently having sex with her boyfriend that she screamed was a bullet. By the hole in the glass, the damage to her bedroom wall, and it did sound like one crashing through the glass. I stumbled around drunk and annoyed. The other girl living with us said we should all crawl on the ground because we were being shot at. They all huddled under her bed and called the cops. The cops looked around and started putting out a report on the CB to other officers. Then i saw a golf ball on the floor. Some asshole kid was teeing off at the apartment buildings.